Daily Joke

"Hey Bruno the dawg, whats wrong?" "Well you know how dogs can't get away with anything because they look guilty afterwards?" "Uuuuh...... yeah!"  "Well I am just gonna look guilty forever so I can get away with things."
"Have fun with that." "Yeah I will."

A Joke

"What did the cow say to the bucket?" "What?" "....... STOP BEING A BUCKET!"